nohetero: sometimes i think how great it would be if it was commonplace to chose our own names instead of being assigned one by our parents but then I see some tumblr urls that make me change my mind
pi3rced-sirens: apparently you can’t like a band if you don’t know all the member’s full names, every word to every song they’ve ever written, how many times a day they use the bathroom, their blood type and own a sample of their hair.
babyferaligator: haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
preteenager: *smokes weed once* i want to get dreads
leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it
iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again
chickensandwich: foxnewsofficial: let’s have *** (Uncensored for adults) lets have egg
falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers
sylviaplth: the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
jalex5eva: hospitalf0rsouls: jalex5eva: jalex5eva: why did the pop punk kid cross the road to get out of this town To get some pizza. no to get out of this town!!!!!!
meladoodle: *throws coins at strippers really hard*
crapuccinos: i am like a hexagon all my hecks r gone
unicornmunch: here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you: hug go on walks while holding hands smile kiss cuddle have cute little dates have movie nights take adorable pictures go new places try new things fall in love brutally fuck you look at the stars do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG
tavroctavio: THE SADDEST DEATH IN A MOVIE I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED
sextbook: cause of death: hypothermia from being too cool
wwiao: if yahoo purchasing tumblr is affecting you emotionally you really need to get your priorities in check
alltsunandnodere: agayofgays: I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT? BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES ‘IMAGINE THE SKY’ ‘HOW IS THE SKY’ ‘TOUCH THE SKY’ IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Relevant
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back
vanillish: Enough about yahoo lets talk about me